Jim Breuer - Mom Does Not Bow Down Lyrics

My oldest one is, my youngest one. She don't get it. She don't get it.
Mom does not bow down to anything, nothing and I know the words that are gonna escalate this into a possible nuclear situation and she presses that. She doesn't look at the button.
Everyone, man, your positions, it's gotta be about a pre-mix situation. Woo. Yeah man.
So I get up what's going on? What happened?
She's nuts. I can't defend you. This is gonna get bad. This is gonna get bad. That's the word I learned that six years in a marriage took me another five to figure out. You don't call her psycho. Then all the feelings you have about that cell phone and how addicting it is and how it's ruining their lives and how it's sucking their soul and all the times you went well they need it. Well, that's how they communicate nowadays. And you talked yourself into that to make sure to have it all comes crumbling down with this one second when mom her reaction is give me the phone and the, and the little one goes, NO.

Start building bunkers. We got about 15 seconds, oldest one's running for cover. I'm fine walking to school. What's going on? Well she won't give me the phone. That's when you realize how powerful this phone is. Now. Then it ain't your phone, I pay for it, your father pays for it. You don't ever say no, ever. Give me the phone. Give me the...give me the phone, please, Give it to me, give it to me. I'll give it back, I'll give it back, you'll get it back , you got to give me the phone, please give me the phone, you don't understand she is gonna turn on me, and do this. I'm going to get you out of here safe and sound. You should know this, this is all on me. Give me the phone. Why, because I said so. Don't say it. Even the other one is going stop talking. stop talking. I'm three years ahead of you, trust me, stop talking. Give me the phone, I'll give it to Dad, you'll have it back in a week, you can use mine when she is in bed. How do you not know this.