Two years of rapping and I still ain't dope
Starbucks everyday, just your average joe
I'm the, punchline in your average joke
Constantly, burning bridges why you're blowing that smoke
And you should know, that I'm a different guy now
Keep it on the down low, I'm always high now
And I'm dressing fly now, yeah I'm in the sky now
Always thought I'd be a Hollywood star, by now
You're thinking "wow", at these intricate verses
I've been f*cking with these women, just to steal their purses
Now they want me in hearses, but it's just for rehearsals
Going to a school full of actors and nurses
And I've been living everyday, trying to capture the moments
I'm walking down East Hastings, trying to dodge all the homeless
I've gotta own it, but I'm awkward as hell, and I've got a big mouth, yo I'm sure you can tell
I keep it real yo, you keep it fiction, you're talking small words, I keep it dictionary
Yo this life is so scary, every damn decision, until the girl you marry
And they've been asking about my future, I've been dodging the questions
I just tell them that I'm blessed, like divine intervention
Now that you mention it, it's kind of a worry
The instant there's progression, I'll be gone in a hurry
I've been homesick as a motherf*cker, guess that I'll admit it
I think this is the realest shit I've probably ever written
I gave her all my digits, but she'll probably never call me
I don't think I'm even playing, I've been off my game like always
Fronting like I'm smooth, but I'm really pretty basic
I can't help but love this lame shit, and I really f*cking hate it
I really f*cking hate it, really f*cking hate it, been in Vancouver a while now and haven't gotten laid yet
I know it's trivial, I mean I like that shit, I used to be romantic, I guess that I'm a hypocrite
What's the meaning of life? Shit I don't know
I'm sure it's not these drugs or all this f*cking drama though
I wanna talk about the shit that I've been doing
I've always had a passion, I guess I had to clue in
Now I'm working on my dreams and climbing to the top
I guess that I'm an artist and I'm not going to stop
Vince Young and Restless, this dude's the bestest
You dudes are so simple, bacon and egg breakfast
I'm sorry I'm cheesy, I swear I've got bars
But they're Interstellar, like way up on Mars
Or on the Warren Moon, I rap and they swoon
But I'm two beers deep and it's not even noon
I've got some issues, like I can be honest
I pretend like I am, but I'm not really modest