[ Featuring the Velcro Effect ]
She's got a big nose and the Bru is her boyfriend
Or are they married now?
She must have squeezed her beak under a veil
But f*ck knows how
He goes to Manchester for his beef
But he won't lick the queef
So he gives himself
Hand relief
He was standing next to his girlfriend
She chopped him down with the edge of her nose
They go to the Mission every week
She'd be a goth and he'd be a geek
I'd tell them to f*ck off
If I wasn't too amazed to speak
She thinks he's a hero but he's really a dick
That's why she's his sidekick
Ian's mystery sidekick is Aeropelaine
Ian's mystery sidekick
Ian's mystery sidekick
Wooooo
Ian's mystery sidekick
If you missed it the first time I'll say it again
She keeps her identity hidden
And that's just as well
As there's nowhere you can hide
From her keen sense of smell
They've got no special powers
Dressing up's all they really do
She'll fight the Masters of Death
To help her Ian Bru
She hates the Tortured
They've put a price
On Ian Bru's head
He wants to make sure
That they kill the Masters instead
Once they kill the Masters
She is gonna give
The Bru his beef in bed
Ian's mystery sidekick is Aeropelaine
Ian's mystery sidekick
Ian's mystery sidekick
Wooooo
Ian's mystery sidekick
If you missed it the first time
I'll say it
If you missed it the first time
I'll say it again
