[ Featuring the Velcro Effect ]
You've still got your teeth
And now you've married your so-called beef
You were always a bit of a twat
And that's why we stole your hat
Ian Bru
Ian Bru
Love the tattoo
Ian Bru
Ian Bru
You had a very funny catchphrase
'I had your mother, and she was shite'
None of us ever believed you anyway
Because all of our mothers have a lot more taste than that
You're Ian Bru
Ian Bru
F*ck you and your stupid tattoo
Ian Bru
Ian Bru
I had your mother
Rock on in your crazy gothic style
I'd love to smash your other teeth in
You're a complete twat
But it would be good to have you back in the band
Ian Bru
Ian Bru
Ian Bru
Ian Bru
I like slugs crawling across egg yolks as much as the next man
I like your futuristic body art
I'm glad you haven't had laser treatment yet
So I can still have a right good laugh at you
You're Ian Bru
Ian Bru
F*ck you and your stupid tattoo
Ian Bru
Ian Bru
