[ Featuring the Velcro Effect ]
Lionel's my name, I live in Kinghorn
My mum and my dad make their money from porn
Some people say I look like the Milky Bar Kid
With my blonde hair and glasses that cost me a quid
Lionel
Ooh baby
Lionel
Lionel
Ooh baby
Lionel
I used to play in the family band
Singing old folk songs right on demand
I brought home a fancy electric guitar
And they chased after me, I was tarred and feathered
Lionel
Ooh baby
Lionel
Lionel
Ooh baby
Lionel
Without my brothers, my dad and my aunt
How will I learn to play 'Pretty Vacant'?
I've got a plan, and I know the story
I'll form a band with Mustang Jackanory
