[ Featuring the Velcro Effect ]
Go, Eddie, go
Go, Eddie, go
I am Mental Eddie and I'll give you a fight
Hit you with a left and I'll hit you with a right
You'll be seeing stars, even though
It is not at night
I am Mental Eddie and I'll punch your puss
I'll take your dinner money and your money for the bus
I'm the leader of the Masters of Death at
Auchmuty School, Glenrothes
Go, Eddie, go
Go, Eddie, go
I shot a sheep once, I do not know why
It was an accident, I did not even try
I took it home and made it into
Shepherd's Pieeeeee
