[ Featuring the Velcro Effect ]
Lend me your microphone and lend me your ear
My name is Mustang and I'll turn you queer
I'm a lean, mean lyrical queen and that's no lie
I'm six foot four, excuse me while I kiss the sky
Lend me your microphone and lend me your ear
My name is Mustang and you're glad I'm here
I'm a lean mean fighting machine and that's no lie
I'm so tall my chin's just about level with your eye
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Mustang Jackanory
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Mustang Jackanory
(Gravy McIlravie)
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Mustang Jackanory
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Mustang Jackanory
I formed this band and called it 'Gravey'
Over the wall into the cemetery
I'm the frontman, a true sex rocket
But I'll never put my hand in my pocket
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Mustang Jackanory
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Mustang Jackanory
(Gravy McIlravie)
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Mustang Jackanory
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Mustang Jackanory
Lend me a microphone and lend me your spunk
I like to listen to the rock that is funk
Lionel's so crap he can't even play
He'll try to quit but he's sacked anyway
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Mustang Jackanory
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Mustang Jackanory
(Gravy McIlravie)
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Mustang Jackanory
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Mustang Jackanory
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Mustang Jackanory
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Mustang Jackanory
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Mustang Jackanory
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Mustang Jackanory
