[ Featuring the Velcro Effect ]
He's got experience, he was a hybrid chile
But he's not been in a band for a while
His name is Ian, he's a vocalist
Why did we sign him up? We must have been quite pissed
Ian Bru doesn't understand
Why the Tortured want him out the band
Our new singer is scaring our flock
All we want to do is play goth rock
What the Tortured need is the Bru out the way
So we're going to speak to the Masters today
His name's Ian, he's a vocalist
Why did we sign him up? We must have been quite pissed
The Masters are bullies at Auchmuty School
They might laugh at us cos goths are uncool
The Masters should help us though, that's what we hear
Cos Ian Bru got them an ASBO last year
His name is Ian, he's a vocalist
Why did we sign him up? We must have been quite pissed
