[ Featuring the Velcro Effect ]
The Drift have been offered the chance of a gig
Supporting Mustang and the band
Lionel knows this is his greatest chance
But he's not grateful to be offered a hand
He knows well was the Gravey's talent
He hated Mustang, he was right bent
Being kicked out has just meant
He can be the leader of the Drift
He wants them to play "Pretty Vacant"
Though they say they don't like that stuff
When Lionel said they had no choice
Beanie ran off in a huff
They want to play grunge and metal
Lionel tells them to settle
Though it's a bit like pot and kettle
He'll give them all short shrift
Miffed, miffed
The Drift are miffed
The band's in disarray
Miffed, miffed
The Drift are miffed
And Lionel's on his way
Miffed, miffed
The Drift are miffed
The band's in disarray
Miffed, miffed
The Drift are miffed
And Lionel's on his way
The band turns up at the Cueball
Ready to blow the crowd away
Beanie, Dave, Kwite Prigley
It's gonna be a hell of a day
Lionel faces the horde
Ready to put them to the sword
But no! He's forgotten the first chord
The other guys are totally
Miffed, miffed
The Drift are miffed
The band's in disarray
Miffed, miffed
The Drift are miffed
And Lionel's on his way
Miffed, miffed
The Drift are miffed
The band's in disarray
Miffed, miffed
The Drift are miffed
And Lionel's on his way
