Joey Boof - I'm the Shit Lyrics

I'm finna catch a vibe on this bitch
Boof back up in this, aye
I said, aye
Homebody meets a home Wrecker
Why you tryna bring your chess set
To a game of checkers?
My kinda vibe check?
I'm gonna dome check her (hey)
I have not get high yet
But I'm gonna later
I'm a, dope spitter and a dome Getter
All up in her ribs,
So I told her I'mma soul snatch Her
So I told her you can call me a Soul snatcher
Said I'm ugly, she said "boy you a Whole capper"
Talking bout "you cute" knowing Well I'm lying
I said "I'm flattered"
You don't gotta tell me, put "I'm The shit" up in bold letters
(Aye, I say), not Messi or Ronaldo
I can't Kick shit (nah)
We can kick it, but don't you get It twisted (huh)
Tip gonna poke her ribs (huh), and That's real shit (huh)
Virgins gonna think I'm talking About rib tips (huh)
I don't tell the girls lies, just little Fibs (huh)
Shorty wanna slide I'mma stall Shit (huh)
She might wonder why I been Stalling (huh, aye)
I just copped some flower from My florist
Vibing out smoking to the Cure Air guitaring
Riding round' bumping Blink 182 don't pause shit
What's it now? Talk about my Weed, It don't cause shit
But munchies, super slow Reactions, and some pauses (huh)
Bad vibe wanna chill, but she got Work
Said "I'll pay for yo time if you Call in"
Saw this girl cross the club and Our eyes flirt
Brodie peeped and pointed at Her, so I called dibs (huh)
Saw one of my main hoes at my Main church (huh)
She my good girl work church College (huh)
Met eyes and she winked she a Damn flirt (eh)
Sexual tension you can cut and Acknowledge
Lil Yachty with my gang I been All in
On my Zay Osama shit these Bitches I've been balling (huh, aye)
Give a bitch a bone she gon turn Into a bone fetcher
F*cking with the bros, you get Put onto a whole stretcher
Chivalry has died, I take pride in My bold gestures
I take bold measures to get soul Pleasure
One mans trash is a bros treasure (huh)
Guess it's sloppy seconds for the home wrecker
I said, aye
Homebody meets a home Wrecker
Why you tryna bring your chess set
To a game of checkers?
My kinda vibe check?
I'm gonna dome check her
I have not get high yet
But I'm gonna later
I'm a, dope spitter and a dome Getter
All up in her ribs,
So I told her I'mma soul snatch Her
So I told her you can call me a Soul snatcher
Said I'm ugly, she said "boy you a Whole capper"
Talking bout "you cute" knowing Well I'm lying
I said "I'm flattered"
You don't gotta tell me, put "I'm The shit" up in bold letters
Say she got top notch top, I'mma Line dead her
Gotta reach the top top, gotta Climb ladders
She gave me brain shot my load, Pop, mind splatter
Blow her mind with no brain Splatter (huh)
Paint a picture like Kurt painted His brain matter
If you a little fine, just know it Don't matter
Trust me, because you could be a Snack but I done ate platters
I say "I'm ugly", then you're Gonna get me a tad flattered (Huh)
Crazy for you, the coochie got Me on mad hatter
Take my breath, you get me Higher than wax shatter
Hit from the back back, tap tap, Finna Nav tap her
Hear applause with no drawers I'm a ass clapper (aye, woah)
Joey Boof spitting crack, he's a No rap capper
I'm so fried, you might as well Say I'm well battered
Raised well, I tell these women I'm well mannered
Single mom, no surprise that I Got well manners (who?)
Demon boy how I be feeling, When all-hell hammered
Jump to assumptions when you Have all your intel gathered
She just assume, the bitch is a Kangaroo capper
Jump on this dick, please don't Jump to conclusions
Rather than a headache, give me Head, real true shit
Stress got my mind on unrest, She on fu shit,
I been mixing light with the Dark, feeling foolish
I been out past Sunrise dead Ghoulish
When I trip in Tokyo I'll really Feel ghoulish
Ash Ketchum she throw it back And I'm gonna catch her
I'm on Jordan, Margiela, Nike And you just on Sketchers
She gonna expect me to listen, But no I won't let her
Get to me, I tune her out during Her long lectures
If I'm bout to cum and she Squeezes? you know I'm gonna Deck her
(Aye you know I'm gonna deck her, if I'm bout to cum and she squeezes You know I'm gonna Deck her)
Too young for that shit you Know? Tryna have kids at like a Good age