I dusted off the sun bleached rectangular box that you once thought so much of
I set it up
This competition is tough, but you're the one who sees my thoughts
I don't explain
You've gotta tell and it's lame, and I'm the rain that keeps adding up
Never enough, I'm never gonna let up
I'm sneaking up to fix another game
I only let you think you won
I thought it best for everyone
I smirked when you red pegged C-4
Before I flipped the board
I took a dive, I took a dive
Hey! Now you're on the other side
And you don't get to ask me why
I took a dive, I took a dive
I took a dive, I took a dive
I'll take a hamburger and fries
I'll take another loss in stride
I took a dive
Now dive, dive, dive, dive for me
You didn't know exactly where I would go even though I telegraphed it
I gotta laugh, and a strike anywhere match
Oh, the catch is adorable
You better pray when you're alone in my maze
The wind just raised to a howling downpour
And now the floor is beneath you no more
Behold the gore the sea just washed away
I'll show you how to do a trick
You'll never lose at battleship
Just look them dead between the eyes and say
My sub is on F5
I took a dive, I took a dive
You won an agonizing prize
I got a submarine to drive
I took a dive, I took a dive
I took a dive, I took a dive
This artifice, i.e. device, is set to hollow out your eyes
I took a dive
Now dive, dive, dive, dive for me
Hey!
Dive, dive, dive, dive for me
Dive for me