I don't believe in humanity
And I don't believe in love
I don't buy into money
Or that there's a god above
And I don't believe in John Lennon either
And I don't even believe in myself
And I'm not sure I believe in reality
I think it might be bad for your health
Existential despair
I don't know how long I can bear
This existential despair
Now the president, well that's unfortunate
They elected him the other night
After he said he was gonna make America so great
For men who are straight and white
He's a narcissistic nazi-sympathizing f*ck
And half of your friends can't tell
And I donated to a charity
But it didn't seem to help
My existential despair
I still woke up in a nightmare
Of existential despair
I was talking with my girlfriend
Late last night in our bathroom
I said it feels like no one cares about my music
It's like I'm singing into a vacuum
She said so sing into a vacuum, man
If that's what you wanna do
Singing into a microphone might work better
But hey, I'm not gonna judge you
For your existential despair
Is there anyone out there
For my existential despair
You know, they don't tell you children
How hard it's all gonna get
I've been an adult for many years now
But I don't feel like one yet
No, I am still a baby
And I'm crying all night long
'Cause I can't make sense out of life
I wonder if I'm doing it wrong
Existential despair
Life is relentlessly fair
With existential despair
It's in everybody everywhere
This existential despair
Doesn't anybody care
'Bout all the existential despair
Drink with me tonight and we'll share
Our existential despair
No one noticed I cut my hair
That's existential despair