[ Featuring Billy Crystal ]
If I were a rich man
With a million or two
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room with a view
And if I were handsome
No way
It could happen
Those dreams do come true
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing
Can I tell you something?
For years I have envied
You're green with it
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you, you know
Yes I know, I know, I know
But I must admit it
Big guy you always come through
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
You and me together, that's how it always should be
One without the other, don't mean nothing to me nothing to me
Nothing to me
Yeah I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn't have you to serve
I'm just a punky little eyeball, and a funky optic nerve
Hey I never told you this, sometimes I get a little blue
Looks good on you
But wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Let's dance
Haha
Look ma, I'm dancin'!
Will you let me lead?
Look at that it's true, big guys are light on their feet
Don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me
Ow, I should have stretched
Yes I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn't have you
I know what you mean Sully, because
I wouldn't know where to go
Me too, because I-
Wouldn't know what to do
Why do you keep singing my part?
I don't have to say it
Aww, say it anyway
'Cause we
Both know it's true
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
One more time
It worked!
I don't have to say it
Where'd everybody come from?
'Cause we both know it's true
Let's take it home, big guy
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
You, you, you
A-E-I-O, that means you, yeah
