John Grant - All That School For Nothing Lyrics

I lost my patience several decades ago
Around the time I was in utero
They taught me all about hyenas and vultures
I saw them worshiping their tyrants with sculptures

It takes Olympic-level intestinal fortitude
To watch what you are doing to your food
I'd rather watch a seagull swallow a rabbit
You see an opportunity so, you grab it

All that school for nothing
Heavens' to Betsy Baby, you're really something
All that therapy and money down the toilet
I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it

All that school for
All that school for
All that school for nothing

All that school for
All that school for
All that school for nothing

I got the seven-year itch about 2 minutes in
When they told me 'bout the concept of original sin
I learned a lot watching the films of S Kubrick
I saw them worshiping large pieces of fabric

All that school for nothing
Heavens' to Betsy Baby, you're really something
All that therapy and money down the toilet
I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it

You're not honest you're just a prick

You're not honest you're just a prick
All that school for nothing
Heavens' to Betsy Baby, you're really something
All that therapy and money down the toilet
I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it

All that school for nothing
Heavens' to Betsy Baby, you're really something
All that therapy and money down the toilet
I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it

All that school
All that school for
All that school

All that school for
All that school for nothing
All that school for nothing

All that school for
School for nothing
All that school for
All that school for
School for nothing
All that school for
School for nothing
All that school for nothing (oh baby)

All that school