John Jordan - What the Heck, Jodie Beck? Lyrics

What the Heck, Jodie Beck?

What the heck, Jodie Beck?
What the heck? What the heck?
Good and evil are neck and neck
Check one two, check check check
What the heck, Jodie Beck?
What the freakin' freakin' heck?
I got on my turtleneck
Let's you and me hit the discotheque

You have travelled you have roamed
I'm glad you call my city your home
Our encounters may be spaced out
But you will never be phased out
You can translate Japanese
You like salad you like cheese
You will meet me anywhere
You I love and for you I care

Jodie Beck you are a wonder, you
If I were I pirate I would plunder you
If you were a flag I would salute you
If I were a pimp I'd never prostitute you
But you're not any of those things
You're the girl of whom I sing
You're a girl who knows her stuff
And for me that's good enough

We may never share a burger
But let's talk about Blackie, Alberta
Our parents they did some time there
Maybe we are cousins dear
Cause you know in those small towns
People really got around
I think of you as my relation
I hope this gets on all the stations

Jodie Beck, oh Jodie Beck
Tell me I am not a wreck
Tell me I've been good to you
I try so hard, I really do
You have been so good to me
Couldn't ask for better company
I only hope I've done you right
All the day and all the night