John Northern - Restaurants Lyrics

I can't even go to restaurants without you
To try well i'd better not
I need someone to read the menu
You see my French is shot

My Italian is worse than my French dear
My Spanish much worse than my Sioux
Without your talent for linguistics
My gourmet eating days are through

Now how could I have ever let this happen
Me the king of international cuisine
A starving illiterate fat man
No where without his queen

Now i'm sitting in this Armourdale beanery
Having hot dogs swimming in beans
I don't even pretend to read the menu
These days English is much tougher than it seems

No I can't even go to restaurants without you
To try well i'd better not