You talk about your woman
Well I wish that you could see mine
Yours maxes out your credit cards
Mine just cost $10.99
She don't wanna see a chick flick
Don't argue with me 'til I'm sick
Every night, whiskey's my mistress
Every night, whiskey's my woman
She don't have her own opinions
She don't get cross when I look at other women
Every night, whiskey's my woman
Yours buys you clothes you don't like
My just won't let me drive a car or even ride a bike
She don't wanna go shopping with her sister
She don't ever wanna take cute pictures
Every night, whiskey's my woman
She don't go lookin' through my texts
Or get onto me about the way that I dress
Every night, whiskey's my woman
That's not to say I don't see a girl every now and then
I'm just not getting married to any of them
It's just a chance encounter, a flash in the pan
And I always got a bottle of whiskey in my hand
Every night, whiskey's my woman
Sometimes she might make me vomit
But at least she don't get pissed when I'm being honest
Every night, whiskey's my woman
Just one more drink