[ Featuring the Yoghurt Man ]
You alright mate? I'll just have the inch off please
Cheeky Breiky
Dr Inchovv
Here to do the cutting of the hair
Get your hair ready, folks
No mister, no Mrs
No Miss, no mistress
No actor, no actress
No dentist, no dentress
No actor, no actress
I already said no actress
I am not a doctor
Wait, forget i said no doctor
Grew up in an island in inchovskia
Spent my time fighting with bears, hairy bears
Of course I am not rhyming all of this
I took a PHD in barbering, no rhyming
No rhyming, rhyming, rhyming
If you move I put you in a coma
Take your hair on flight to Oklahoma
Spin you round and round like roller coaster
Take your split ends, put them in a toaster
I think you mean hair dryer
Yeah mate, I think you took a bit too much off there, any chance you could put a bit back on?
Well, nurse short back and sides, hand me the Panini machini
Do you mean the hair crimper?
Yes
Here you go
Panini machini
Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini
Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini
Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini
Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini
Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini Panini machini
If you move I put you in a coma
Take your hair on flight to Oklahoma
Spin you round and round like roller coaster
Take your split ends, put them in a toaster
Yeah, thanks, how much is that?
That'll be two rubles please
I've got two Aussie dollars, is that okay?
Okay
Alright, cheers, have a good day I guess
Cheeky Breiky, see you soon
What a nutter
What're you doing in my car?
Yes, you left your hair
