[ Featuring the Yoghurt Man ]
It's my birthday today and you should know that I'm 118
And a Christmas party would the be the only way to satiate me
But Jesus, you can't go out that late it's quarter past 8
What would your mother saying about that parlay let's hand it over to Mary
Shut up Mary
I've made my decision and he's not going to that party
It may have worked for Adam and eve but you shouldn't test me
It'd be a bad idea
I promise that when I'm there I won't use my tricks to turn water into wine
I really don't need your intervention divine. I'm fine
Jesus I'm immune to your acts of persuasion
Besides who's going to this suasion occasion?
Peter, and Andrew, and Phillip too
I didn't know there was a Phillip. Is he a jew?
I went to a rave at the age of 9
You could say that my spirits were high
I met Mandy and her friend Mary Jane
Trust me god he should not abstain my lord
Lord
Oh my lord, I need to listen to the holy spirit
He was right
How could I have been so foolish?
My Jesus, he's not a boy anymore
I need to realise he's grown up
He's 118 for god's sake
I feel so bad about myself
You know what, to make it up to him
I'm going to put him in the god car
And I'm going to take him to the club in person
And I'm going to turn up
I just feel so so bad
Jesus I'm sorry
Oh my god Dad you made it to the club
Look everyone in snobs right now, put down your glasses
We've got something to do
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