Johnny Beachit - Do Sober What You Said Drunk Lyrics

If you have thrown a few back
Been talking a bunch of smack
Challenging everyone to a duel
Just sit there on your butt
Don't confirm your off your nut
Just wait until you've finally sobered up

Do sober what you said you'd do drunk
It will teach you to keep your mouth shut
And make it so you don't act a fool
Then when the morn finally comes
And your hangover cure beckons
You will clearly see the importance of this rule

If you're at a party where you've been a toking
Just a little wee bit too much smoking
And you find yourself in that smoky haze
It's better to go to sleep
Before you start acting like a creep
Cause you'll just show your butt to everyone

Do sober what you said you'd do drunk
It will teach you to keep your mouth shut
And make it so you don't act a fool
Then when the morn finally comes
And your hangover cure beckons
You will clearly see the importance of this rule

When it starts to snow
Only a line or two ago
And your mouth starts running faster than your brain
You'll find its way past time to quit
Only when you're doing some weird shit
When you tried to do what you said on all that blow

Do sober what you said you'd do drunk
It will teach you to keep your mouth shut,
And make it so you don't act a fool
Then when the morn finally comes
And your hangover cure beckons
You will clearly see the importance of this rule

Please note this song does not promote
The use of alcohol or dope
It's intended to encourage you to refrain
It'll save you lots of grief
Might help you keep your teeth
And is oh so much better for your brain

If you do sober what you said you'd do drunk
It will teach you to keep your mouth shut