You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Video (MV)

The shitter is full and the season is bright
I think I see Rudolph lighting up the night
Yippee Ki Yay my friends and family are near
I'm not home alone cuz it's that time of year
Oh you know last Christmas I gave you my heart
But you wanted a Mogwai, so I guess that's a start
Thumpity thump thump snow is falling down
We'll try to be good cuz Santa's coming to town
Let's raise a toast to our Christmases past
Pour one out for Krampus or he'll kick your ass
Start mulling that wine, baby it's cold outside
One more figgy pudding before that magic sleigh ride

All the creatures are stirring
Including the mouse
A jolly bunch of assholes
Inside of this nut house
Feliz Navidad!
We sing and we shout
But if you aren't careful
You'll shoot your eye out

Smiling's my favourite or I've had too much rum
While Crosby and Bowie sing ba-rum-pum-pum-pum
Our sweaters are ugly, it's a wonderful life
We found a sweet hat and brought a snowman to life
My stocking is stuffed and the rumours are true
All I want for Christmas is a Red Ryder and you
Don't be a grinch, this ain't no silent night
We're getting no sleep til we see reindeer take flight
The fire's delightful, these cookies are too
My cheeks are all rosey cuz this Christmas ain't blue
Let's deck the halls and crack another beer
Like Buddy the Elf, we'll sing loud and sing clear

All the creatures are stirring
Including the mouse
A jolly bunch of assholes
Inside of this nut house
Feliz Navidad!
We sing and we shout
But if you aren't careful
You'll shoot your eye out

All the creatures are stirring
Including the mouse
A jolly bunch of assholes
Inside of this nut house
Feliz Navidad!
We sing and we shout
But if you aren't careful
You'll shoot your eye out