Johnny Merk - Channel 6 News Lyrics

[Johnny Merk]
Just throwin' on Channel 6, you know
Early mornin' type time, my Frosted Flakes
Milk cold as hell, damn...
Wonder what today's about, turn this shit on,
Yeah, yeah
For all this race shit, that's bombast
I don't do contrast, I build the business up like Comcast
Draw the bar graph, where the pie at
I'm just reflecting, how many shootings July had
A hero to my hood, protection in a monstrous form
All these punks with a gun, can you weather the storm?
Crooked, prejudice 12 flip cars in minutes
Have you swimming in the Schuykill or the Wissahickon
(Get you a floaty!)
New weird trends, got me in the old me
Half Ninja Gaiden and Shinobi
Johnny's Nor Easter, when it comes to the sport
Terrify weathermen, Channel 6 reports
Large mutant in the city, 12 feet, rocking basketball shorts
One kick, send you flying from, city to seashore
Destroy, lil' shops of horror like Seymour
Groundbreaking detours, hip-hop restored
Way we kill charts, man, kinda insane
Migrate all the work like we Dorothea Lange
Powerful, energetic when I'm rockin' the stage
Love Iron, I'm cut with the Bruce Lee frame
Live on Channel 6, I be spittin' my shit
I'm on a high-speed chase, I-76
Live on Channel 6, I be lit with the clique
Sixers Jersey, we playin' state prop in the whip
Live on Channel 6, I be spittin' my shit
I'm on a high-speed chase, I-76
Live on Channel 6, I be lit with the clique
Sixers Jersey, we playin' state prop in the whip
Yeah!
So, let's do it the easy way, huh
Yes, sir. Nice and easy
Mr. Keyes. Now, what kind of a first name is that, Mr.
My mama wanted people to show me respect
Oh, yeah? Well, suppose you show me your registration. You got it in the car there
You know what? You're getting to be a real pain in the ass, man
Now, what's that on the floor there
Gonna set me up!!!