I've been a drunken pirate
I think that you should try it on
The attitude not my hat without that
I'm just a guy in an eye patch
I am the scariest blue man
Papa Smurf from your nightmares
With a jack o'lantern smile got wild
And everybody stared
I think that you should try it on
I think that you should try it on
A jack o'lantern smile get wild
Let everybody stare
I was an excellent beetlejuice
I died, I danced until two
Following faces into the woods is not good
On the shrooms that I'd consumed
I think that you should try it on
I think that you should try it on
Following faces into the woods is not good
On the shrooms you may consume
I can't remember clearly
An 18 year old awful monkey
Though I must admit I did shit
My onsie on the dance floor
Just a monkey on the dance floor
Stinky onsie on the dance floor
I think that you should try it on
I think that you should try it on
I think that you should try it on
I think that you should try it on
The attitude not my hat without that
I'm just a guy in an eye patch