[ Featuring Wei Kai ]
And in walked a half-man, half pig
Dressed in a three piece suit
All the diners, with hushed tones, looked on with disgust
Only one pair of eyes looked on both curiously and tenderly
And as she watched him from afar, she said
I don't know what to do but I think you're really fine
Have I lost a screw or two 'cos I want you to be mine
Could it be the way you strut, I don't really know
But it seems that my old heart's got a fat, pig-shaped hole
I don't know what to do
I'm so in love with you
I'd feel like such a fool
If anybody else would know
When I look into your eyes, they seem so very kind
Could I be going mad, could I be going blind
Other people laugh at you, and I think it's all so wrong
But to be true with you, sometimes I laugh along
I don't know what to do
I'm so in love with you
I'd feel like such a fool
If anybody else would know
But he was literally a pig!
Love me tender, love me whole, don't ever leave my sight
But only do these things when I dream at night
All these superficial things, I'm really not above
And you will never know, but know you have my love
I don't know what to do
I'm so in love with you
I'd feel like such a fool
If anybody else would know
