Jon Eidson - Big Fun Lyrics

[The KIDS cheer]

[RAM]
Dad says, "Act our age"
You heard the man, it's time to rage

[KIDS]
Blast the bass, turn out the light
Ain't nobody home tonight

[RAM]
Drink, smoke, it's all cool
Let's get naked in my pool

[KIDS]
Punch the wall and start a fight
Ain't nobody home tonight

[KURT]
His folks got a waterbed
Come upstairs and rest your head

[RAM]
Let's rub each other's backs
While watchin' porn on Cinemax


[KIDS]
Ahh
The folks are gone
It's time for big fun (Big fun)
We're up 'til dawn
Havin' some big fun (Big fun)
When mom and dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
It's big fun (Big fun)
Big fun, woo!

[VERONICA, spoken]
Okay, okay, okay, so, it's salt, and then lime, and then shot

[HEATHER MCNAMARA, spoken]
No, it's salt, then shot—

[HEATHER CHANDLER, spoken]
You're doing it wrong

[VERONICA, spoken]
Wait, really?
'Cause I feel great

[PREPPY STUD, spoken]
Veronica, you are lookin' good tonight


[VERONICA, spoken]
Woah

[VERONICA]
A hot guy smiled at me
Without a trace of mockery

[KIDS]
Everyone's high as a kite
Ain't nobody home tonight

[VERONICA]
Stoned, zoned, I should quit
Hey, is that weed? I want a hit

[KIDS]
Fill that joint and roll it tight
Ain't nobody home tonight

[VERONICA]
Dreams are comin' true
When people laugh, but not at you
I'm not alone, I'm not afraid
I feel like Bono at LiveAid

[KIDS]
Ahh
The house is ours
It's time for big fun (Big fun)
Let's use their showers
That sounds like big fun (Big fun)
Crack open one more case


[VERONICA, spoken]
I think that's what they call third base

[KIDS]
Big fun (Big fun)
Big fun

[VERONICA, spoken]
That actually looks like—

[KIDS]
Big fun (Big fun)
Big fun, woo!

[KURT, spoken]
Alright, people, listen up
What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?

[RAM, spoken]
Gonna make 'em go whee, whee, whee, whee

[KIDS]
Big fun, big fun

[HEATHER DUKE, spoken]
Way to show maturity

[KIDS]
Big fun, big fun

[HEATHER DUKE, spoken]
Quit it jackass, get off of me

[KIDS]
Big fun, big fun

[VERONICA, spoken]
Yo, Ram, emergency
I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence

[RAM, spoken]
I hate freshmen
Where are you little pricks? I'm comin' for you

[VERONICA, spoken]
Hey, are you okay?

[HEATHER DUKE, spoken]
I didn't need your help

[VERONICA, spoken]
Aww
Thanks, Heather, but I don't really have to vomit right now

[VERONICA cackles]

[KIDS]
The party's hot, hot, hot
It's time for big fun (Big fun)

[KURT, spoken]
You need a jello shot

[KIDS]
We're havin' big fun (Big fun)

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Martha Dumptruck in the flesh

[HEATHER DUKE]
Here comes the cootie squad
We should—

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Shut up, Heather

[HEATHER DUKE]
Sorry, Heather

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
Look who's with her - Oh my God

[HEATHERS]
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang-dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

[VERONICA, spoken]
I can't believe you actually came

[MARTHA, spoken]
It's exciting, right?
Oh, I wanna say hello to Ram
I brought sparkling cider

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Showing up here took some guts
Time to rip 'em out

[HEATHER DUKE]
Well, who's this pig remind you of?
Especially the snout

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Ha

[HEATHERS]
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

[RAM, spoken]
Where the hell are those freshmen?

[MARTHA, spoken]
Hi, Ram
I— I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note

[RAM, spoken]
What note?
Why do you gotta be so weird all the time?
People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal
Pff, there's no alcohol in here
Are you trying to poison me?

[KIDS]
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Diggety-dang-a-dang

The folks are gone
It's time for big fun (Big fun)
We're up 'til dawn
Havin' some big fun (Big fun)
So let the speakers blow
They'll buy another stereo
Our folks got no clue
'Bout all the shit their children do
Why are they surprised?
Whenever we're unsupervised
It's big fun (Big fun)
Big fun (Big fun)
Big fun, big fun
Woo!

[The KIDS laugh]