I love your stupid hair
And I love your f*cked up cake
I would follow you anywhere
Even down to old Salt Lake
I'd marry you in the temple
And wear that funny underwear
'Cause I love your f*cked up cake
And I love your stupid hair
I love the lovely hinges
You have behind your lovely knees
Every time you look at me
I say thank you and please
I love the way you drink your beer
And I love the way you swear
And I love your f*cked up cake
And I love your stupid hair
If I ever get outta this jail
I know just what I'll do
I'll hop the nearest freight train
That's headed to you
I'll thumb a ride right to your door
And see if you're awake
'Cause I love your stupid hair
And I love your f*cked up cake