I am falling to pieces in the dugout of my old middle school
Bathed in moonlight and bathing in my own spit and drool
As I break the silence, saying to the air "let's fight"
A small child pokes its head in and asks if I am alright
And I say I'm fine
He's fine
I say I'm fine
So fine
I cut my finger on the stem of the martini glass
I held it too hard in one hand and broke it right in half
And as I break the silence saying "whoops oh silly me"
Would somebody call my vampire? He'll come lick this blood off me
And I say I'm fine
He's fine
I say I'm fine
So fine
I say I'm fine
He's fine
I say I'm fine
So fine
However could I feel unhappy when I'm on my way to be
And extraordinary asshole with a bachelor's degree
And I say I'm fine
He's fine
I say I'm fine
So fine
I say I'm fine
He's fine
I say I'm fine
So fine
I say I'm fine