Hellllloooooo Nurse
It's the worst of em
I'm the one they searched
The multiverse for perfect versions of
Reserved Burbon,
Cure for my nerves
Before the curtains up
Think I'm Burt Reynolds
But really I'm Turd Ferguson
Never had a Hat with a tassel
But I still get 200 when I pass go
I been getting money watching grass grow
Posted up in a pile of ashes and shrapnel
Got her back to the crib with a dad joke
Feeling froggy
Introduced her to my tadpoles
She brought the tuna
I was tryna make a casserole
But that bitch is plastic
Her ass should say Hasbro
It's the blunt stuffin
Cuff duckin sack slinger
Muff munchin nut bustin
Mack, swinger
Fast Fingers,
Snack snatching Fat Bastard
I'm just tryna touch the youth
Like a bad pastor