Jordan Carrington - Pickles Suck Lyrics

Pickles are gross
Pickles are nasty
Taste so gross
How do people eat them
I do not know
Pickles are nasty
Taste so bad
When they aren't around me that's when I'm glad

Pickles are so gross
Reminds me of the jam in between my toe
If my burger has a pickle I say adios
If I touch a pickle wash me down with a hose
Don't offer me a pickle please
Hit you with a block of cheese
Have you on your knees
Begging no no more please
I don't even like the juice
Strike you down with some lighting from Zeus
Gonna throw up the flag of a truce
I promise you, you will lose
Pickles, gross, no

Only the truth
Pickles are nasty
Taste so gross
How do people eat them
I do not know
Pickles are nasty
Taste so bad
When they aren't around me that's when I'm glad

Pickles are gross
This is a just a word for everybody out there
I want you to stay safe stay away from pickles alright
Do whatever you have to just stay away from them
From the devils fruit as I like to call them
Those wasted cucumbers
Alright so just
Just stay away from pickles please