Jordan Wiewandt - Parking Lot Wedding Lyrics

We got married in a parking lot
The best place to tie
The "You think I'm serious, but I kid you" knot
It seems so strange
But this is just as good as any spot
We got married in a parking lot

Had our wedding at the shopping mall
You won't change the outcome
If you should have it at a fancy hall
You're still just as likely
To be another one to take the fall
We got married at the shopping mall

Oh, the place where you are wed
Doesn't take it off your head
That it's likely you won't make it out of here
You can spend all that you have
Or have it on a concrete slab
There's still a chance you'll be divorced
Within the year
We got married in a parking lot

We got hitched at the superstore
We got a deal, but I'm telling you
It's way more than we could ever afford
Are we really over the moon?
Or are we just tired and bored?
We got hitched at the superstore

Because the people that you'll find
Well, they're a dozen for a dime
And you cost as much as everybody else
And you couldn't pull your weight
If gold is what you ate
So you better spend that money on yourself

When that person's been erased
And now they need to be replaced
Go inside that store and look for someone else
Because there's still so many aisles
And the store goes on for miles
So go find something a little more your taste

We got married in a parking lot
We got married in a parking lot
We got married in a parking lot
We got married in a parking lot
We got married in a parking lot
We got married in a parking lot
We got married in a parking lot
We got married in a parking lot
We got married in a parking lot
We got married in a parking lot
We got married in a parking lot