Jordindian - Fasting and Furious Lyrics

I'm a fasting arab and I'm very very furious
Wondering what's for iftar, makes me very very curious
Waiting all day for the sunset to arrive
'Cause if it doesn't come on time then no one will survive 'cause I'm

Fasting and furious
Crazy, delirious
Driving my Mercedes fast
Going to get the kebabs
Shouting at my kids all day
5 times that's how much we pray
Stay the hell out of my way, because we're

Fasting and furious
Crazy, delirious
Cursing at the traffic jam
Thinking a 'bout the Laham
Can't hold hands with my bae
It's haram that's what she say
Waiting for the end of day

I wake up at 4 am, to stuff my face with some food
'Cause if I do not eat suhoor I will have bad mood
I eat some chicken eat dijaj, eat some lahme with my dad
Sleep all day, that's not bad, wake up at iftar eat kebab

The only date I go on, is the one to break my fast
For iftar eat it first, but suhoor I eat it last
If ladies come up to me saying they can't resist my charm
I tell them call me after Eid 'cause right now it is haram

'Cause I got hummus on my mind hummus on my mind
Falafel on the side lafel on the side
Shawarma looking fine yeah it's looking fine
Just trying to pass the time trying to pass the time

We're going to the mall because there's nothing else to do
Try not to pass the food court 'cause the smell will make me drool
We see the Hardees, see McD's, KFC give me please
Omg that's mac and cheese
Everyone enjoying their meals

I be scrolling on the Instagram just trying to pass the time
All I see is food and food is always on my mind
If I do not eat right now my tummy will get thin
It's that time of the year, so let the Hunger Games begin

Fasting and furious
Crazy, delirious
Driving my Mercedes fast
Going to get the kebabs
Shouting at my kids all day
5 times that's how much we pray
Stay the hell out of my way, because we're

Fasting and furious
Crazy, delirious
Cursing at the traffic jam
Thinking 'bout the Laham
Can't hold hands with my bae
It's haram that's what she say
Waiting for the end of day

My tummy starts to growl and my hungers getting bigger
My tempers getting bad I think I really need a snicker
I want some dhal, maybe rice
Chicken nuggets with some fries
Hot chapti karak chai
Some biryani I'm going to cry
Or some biryani'll make me cry

Palms are sweaty, knees are weak, tummy empty, I need sleep
So I try to count the sheep but all I see is meat
Baby texts me says she miss me trying to get me in the mood
If you want to send me picture, please "send foods"

'Cause I got kheema on my mind kheema on my mind
Samosa on the side mosa on the side
Crispy dosa looking fine yeah it's looking fine
Just trying to pass the time trying to pass the time

Yakhi Khalil, time to turn on turbo
Tell em what you wanna eat Habibi, hip-hop style
Time to do that fast ting
So let's go

I want a, little bit of dates on the side of my plate
With some soup in a bowl and a tall glass of coke
Pepsi will do just fine and if you have the time
To add a little bit of taste just throw in some lime
And for the main course, I want chicken of course
Boiled, baked, deep fried or if you want even roast
It doesn't really matter 'cause it tastes the bomb
Flavor that tastes so good that you must think it's haram
I want some hummus, mutabal with a side of fatoosh
Some mansaf in the end to make my stomach go boosh
I will be done in a jiffy just like my wife says
Done just in time so I can make it to prayers
Already wondering what's there for dinner tomorrow
Just thinking about more food will make me drool and swallow
All these choice of meals is making me so curious
Because it's Ramadan Habibi, we be fasting and furious

Fasting and furious
Crazy, delirious
Driving my Mercedes fast
Going to get the kebabs
Shouting at my kids all day
5 times that's how much we pray
Stay the hell out of my way, because we're

Fasting and furious
Crazy, delirious
Cursing at the traffic jam
Thinking 'bout the Laham
Can't hold hands with my bae
It's haram that's what she say
Waiting for the end of day