Joseph Laurence - Scotty’s Arrival Lyrics

Scottyyyyyy
Scotty's back, bitches
Yo, Smeds just rolled up, ye he's back in the game
Been gone for a minute, now he's here to make it rain
Don't need a intro, we all know how you feel
He'll lift the whole train like it's no big deal
Walks in the room and the crowd starts to cheer
When Smeds speaks, even the toughest men fear
Crackin' jokes (Now here's a hit)
And if you get too close, he might just lose his shit
He's got jokes for days, muscle to match
Could bench press a building, still make you laugh
More and more punchlines on a comedy show
Laugh till you choke, but it's no joke
Smeds is back, what's it gonna be
Stronger than steel, funnier than you'll see
He'll roast your ass, then lift you off the ground
Challenge him? No kind, sir, you're the clown
Smeds is back, better take a seat
He'll roast you, then crush you with the beat
Stronger than a Bear, funnier than your Dad
Mess with him once, you'll feel real bad
Smeds is back, the legend reborn
He'll lift your car and roast you till dawn
Smeds came back like he never left
Made a joke, got a theft, got the pilot stressed
Yo, I can lift this plane
Pilot's like, please don't, you'll break the frame
Told a joke at the bar, crowd hit the floor
Hey bartender, who's paying (You are)
Smeds just grinned, I'll pay with charm
Then lifted the bar, no sweat, no harm
Six-pack abs, but he's got more jokes
Funnier than your uncle after five beers and smokes
He's the strength king and the funny bone ruler
Mess with him? Nah, buddy, you're just a snooper
Smeds is back, better take a seat
He'll roast you, then crush you with the beat
Stronger than a Bear, funnier than your Dad
Mess with him once, you'll feel real bad
Smeds is back, the legend reborn
He'll lift your car and roast you till dawn
You think you're tough? Think again
Smeds is the type to break you, then win
He'll joke on your looks, your style, your hair
Then lift you in the air, man, he don't care
Lifts your truck, cracks a joke on the fly
Mess with Smeds, and you'll wonder why
Strength and laughs, yeah, he's got both
He'll make you laugh hard and leave you in the smoke
Smeds is back, better take a seat
He'll roast you, then crush you with the beat (With the beat, yeah)
Stronger than a Bear, funnier than your Dad
Mess with him once, you'll feel real bad
Smeds is back, the legend reborn
He'll lift your car and roast you till dawn
Smeds is back, you better run and hide
He'll roast you, lift you, then take a ride
The king of muscle, the king of laughs
Try to stop him, you'll just fall back
Bow down, bitches, the throne is mine
Smeds is the boss, that's just how it is