[ Featuring Andrew Rannells ]
Do you have any idea where they're sending you, Elder Price?
Well, of course, we don't really have final say over where we get sent but
I have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in the whole world
Well, if you prayed for a location, I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen
You're like the smartest, best, most deserving Elder the center's ever seen
Aw, c'mon, you guys
The most important time of a Mormon kid's life
Is his mission
A chance to go out and help heal the world
That's my mission
Soon I'll be off in a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be
Something incredible
Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called
Elder Young
Yes sir
Your mission brother will be Elder Grant
That, that's me, hey brother
And your mission location is Norway
Oh wow, Norway
Land of gnomes and trolls
Hoo wah
Hey ya
Shoo wah
Zadup wow
Two by two, we're marching door to door
'Cause God loves Mormons and he wants some more
A two-year mission is our sacrifice
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-day Saints
Two by two
And today we'll know
Who we'll make the journey with and where we'll go
We're fighting for a cause but we're really really nice
We are the army of the Church of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-day Saints
Elder White and Elder Smith
Oh, I knew we'd get paired together
Your location will be France
France, land of pastries and turtlenecks
Two by two
I guess it's you and me
We're off to preach across land and sea
Satan has a hold of France
We need to knock him off his perch
We are the soldiers of the army of the church
Of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Elder Cross and Elder Green, you will be serving in Japan
Oh, Japan
Land of Soy Sauce
And Mothra
Elder Harris and Elder Brown
Heavenly Father
Where will I go on my mission? (on my mission)
Will it be China or ol' Mexico on my mission? (my mission)
It could be San Fran by the bay
Australia where they say "G'day"
But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place
Orlando
Orlando
I love you
Orlando
Seaworld and Disney
And Putt-putt Golfing
Elder Price
Yes sir
Your brother will be Elder Cunningham
That's me, that's me, hello
Oh, hi
And your mission location is Uganda
Uganda?
Uganda? Cool, where is that?
Africa
Oh boy, like Lion King
Two by two
And now it's time to go
Our paths have been revealed
So let's start the show
Our shirts are clean and pressed
And our haircuts are precise
We are the army of the church
We are the army of the church
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
Two by two (two by two)
We march for victory
Armed with the greatest book in history
We'll convert everyone
All across the planet Earth
That is the beauty of
The essence of
The purpose of
The mission of
The soldiers of the army of the Church
Of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-Day Saints
