Seems like impossible trynna find a girl friend
Now I'm just stayin' up thinkin' 'bout my could-beens
Trynna be a good boy, tinder by my bible app
Constantly be swipin' left, on the gram double tap
I'm not afraid of commitment, listen
Just lookin' for quality, but seems to be missin'
Searching for my wifey, yes I'm on a mission
Try to impress me with all of your hollerin' ass the only thing you kissin'
I need some company, loneliness on to me
I mean to talk to you, but you don't talk to me
Attention's just what I need, I need you to try to be
Little less basic, thinkin' would I even marry me?
Not lookin' for an ex wife, hoping that my next like
Balancin' the checks right, livin' up my best life
Been hurt bad so now I always hesitate
Single so long I'm takin' resumes
Girls keep using me
I guess that's usually
My own fault
You wanna hang out?
But how 'bout not?
Cause I like her
And you are not
Don't got time to hesitate
So now I'm takin' resumes
I'm just too picky, yeah only a lot
Show me what you got
Do you like to listen? cause I like to talk
Sometimes I'm the big spoon, sometimes I am not
At this point I'd be fine with datin' a six
Or datin' a chick who always want me takin' a pic
It's making' me sick, I just wanna get in the mix
My entire datin' life is even worse than the Knicks
Do you have a nice smile? nice eyes, nice thighs
Would you try to give a chance or do you pass up nice guys?
Want a girl who's driven and has got a sense of humor
Somebody who's smart and a hardworkin' cougar
I need somebody occasionally takin' the lead
Doesn't mind my mood swings and can put me at ease
Doesn't care about my flaws and doesn't have to agree
Cause it's a full time job tryin' to put up with me
Girls keep using me
I guess that's usually
My own fault
You wanna hang out?
But how 'bout not?
Cause I like her
And you are not
Don't got time to hesitate
So now I'm takin' resumes
I'm desperate for resumes
Can I please have your resume?
I'm not trying to be rude I just need a girl to give me a chance and I'm kinda picky but I'll love you so much so just give me your freakin' resume!
I'm desperate for resumes
Can I please have your resume?
Now I'm takin' your resume
Josh LeBlanc - Resumes Lyrics
Josh LeBlanc - Resumes Lyrics
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Seems like impossible trynna find a girl friend
Now I'm just stayin' up thinkin' 'bout my could-beens
Trynna be a good boy, tinder by my bible app
Constantly be swipin' left, on the gram double tap
I'm not afraid of commitment, listen
Just lookin' for quality, but seems to be missin'
Searching for my wifey, yes I'm on a mission
Try to impress me with all of your hollerin' ass the only thing you kissin'
I need some company, loneliness on to me
I mean to talk to you, but you don't talk to me
Attention's just what I need, I need you to try to be
Little less basic, thinkin' would I even marry me?
Not lookin' for an ex wife, hoping that my next like
Balancin' the checks right, livin' up my best life
Been hurt bad so now I always hesitate
Single so long I'm takin' resumes
Girls keep using me
I guess that's usually
My own fault
You wanna hang out?
But how 'bout not?
Cause I like her
And you are not
Don't got time to hesitate
So now I'm takin' resumes
I'm just too picky, yeah only a lot
Show me what you got
Do you like to listen? cause I like to talk
Sometimes I'm the big spoon, sometimes I am not
At this point I'd be fine with datin' a six
Or datin' a chick who always want me takin' a pic
It's making' me sick, I just wanna get in the mix
My entire datin' life is even worse than the Knicks
Do you have a nice smile? nice eyes, nice thighs
Would you try to give a chance or do you pass up nice guys?
Want a girl who's driven and has got a sense of humor
Somebody who's smart and a hardworkin' cougar
I need somebody occasionally takin' the lead
Doesn't mind my mood swings and can put me at ease
Doesn't care about my flaws and doesn't have to agree
Cause it's a full time job tryin' to put up with me
Girls keep using me
I guess that's usually
My own fault
You wanna hang out?
But how 'bout not?
Cause I like her
And you are not
Don't got time to hesitate
So now I'm takin' resumes
I'm desperate for resumes
Can I please have your resume?
I'm not trying to be rude I just need a girl to give me a chance and I'm kinda picky but I'll love you so much so just give me your freakin' resume!
I'm desperate for resumes
Can I please have your resume?
Now I'm takin' your resume
Now I'm just stayin' up thinkin' 'bout my could-beens
Trynna be a good boy, tinder by my bible app
Constantly be swipin' left, on the gram double tap
I'm not afraid of commitment, listen
Just lookin' for quality, but seems to be missin'
Searching for my wifey, yes I'm on a mission
Try to impress me with all of your hollerin' ass the only thing you kissin'
I need some company, loneliness on to me
I mean to talk to you, but you don't talk to me
Attention's just what I need, I need you to try to be
Little less basic, thinkin' would I even marry me?
Not lookin' for an ex wife, hoping that my next like
Balancin' the checks right, livin' up my best life
Been hurt bad so now I always hesitate
Single so long I'm takin' resumes
Girls keep using me
I guess that's usually
My own fault
You wanna hang out?
But how 'bout not?
Cause I like her
And you are not
Don't got time to hesitate
So now I'm takin' resumes
I'm just too picky, yeah only a lot
Show me what you got
Do you like to listen? cause I like to talk
Sometimes I'm the big spoon, sometimes I am not
At this point I'd be fine with datin' a six
Or datin' a chick who always want me takin' a pic
It's making' me sick, I just wanna get in the mix
My entire datin' life is even worse than the Knicks
Do you have a nice smile? nice eyes, nice thighs
Would you try to give a chance or do you pass up nice guys?
Want a girl who's driven and has got a sense of humor
Somebody who's smart and a hardworkin' cougar
I need somebody occasionally takin' the lead
Doesn't mind my mood swings and can put me at ease
Doesn't care about my flaws and doesn't have to agree
Cause it's a full time job tryin' to put up with me
Girls keep using me
I guess that's usually
My own fault
You wanna hang out?
But how 'bout not?
Cause I like her
And you are not
Don't got time to hesitate
So now I'm takin' resumes
I'm desperate for resumes
Can I please have your resume?
I'm not trying to be rude I just need a girl to give me a chance and I'm kinda picky but I'll love you so much so just give me your freakin' resume!
I'm desperate for resumes
Can I please have your resume?
Now I'm takin' your resume
Writer: Joshua LeBlanc
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