[ Featuring Jam ]
Bill the Chili was a fiery delight
Dreamed of being the star in a bowl so bright
He thought about the spotlight in the chili pot
With beans and meat it would be so hot
But Billy was spicy and fierce to the core
He needed a way to be loved even more
He bathed in sour cream hoping he'd cool
But he stayed red hot, Still a spicy fool
He tried a cold shower with a block of ice
Hoping his heat would feel something nice
But shivers and chills didn't change his fate
Billy the chili was still too great
He rolled in cucumbers and bathtubs of milk
Wished to be smooth like a fabric of silk
But after his bath he was fiery still
Oh,
What a journey for poor little Bill
He tried wearing shades thinking he'd be cool
But sunglasses on peppers looked kinda cruel
He juggled with onions and did funny tricks
Folks would still flee after a few quick lick-licks
Billy the chili with a plan so fine
Decided to partner with a tall glass of brine
They formed a duo with zest and flair
Dreaming of fame in the chili affair
Billy the chili with a plan so fine
Decided to partner with a tall glass of brine
They formed a duo with zest and flair
Dreaming of fame in the chili affair