I wish that people were like people on TV
So I could press replay and analyze them very carefully
And every time I make a joke or fall and scrape my knee
There would be people there to laugh and cry, shout and scoff with me
I wish that people were like people on TV
Their outfits would reflect their quirky personalities
My best friend would be funny but not prettier than me
And my parents would say crazy things, though that's also reality
When I'm with you I'm so glad you're with me
I like you better than the people that I crush on, on TV
And when we are together there are no commercial breaks so
We can sit and talk for hours without ads for
Frosted Flakes