Just an Amateur - Telemarketing Fraud Lyrics

Hi, so, I'm like, kind of strapped for money right now
And, I was thinking about it, and was like "F*ck, what can I do?"
And then I was like, "What about calling up all the elderly bitches in the area?"
Like, shit, I can get some Amazon funds
I can like, buy shit for once in my life, y'know?
So, lemme know if you wanna, like, help me with that
We can like, scam them, and say their computers are hacked or something

I'mma start calling up a bunch of numbers
Target your granny, target your elders
Promise a reward that will help her
If she says no, I might lose my temper
Look at all the Amazon funds I accrued
All the people I left screwed
The bank accounts I left without value
Oh? You think that's cold, who asked you?
I'mma start calling up a bunch of numbers
Target your granny, target your elders
Promise a reward that will help her
If she says no, I might lose my temper
Look at all the Amazon funds I accrued
All the people I left screwed
The bank accounts I left without value
Oh? You think that's cold, who asked you?

I'mma make a bitch take a trip to Walmart
Have her buy gift cards with her credit card
Persuade her with my charm, play the part
I've mastered the tactics, I've learned the art
Taking their money is such a sinch
There will be no repercussions even if they snitch
I'll get all their cash, in a flash
Run away with everything that I amassed

I'mma start calling up a bunch of numbers
Target your granny, target your elders
Promise a reward that will help her
If she says no, I might lose my temper
Look at all the Amazon funds I accrued
All the people I left screwed
The bank accounts I left without value
Oh? You think that's cold, who asked you?
I'mma start calling up a bunch of numbers
Target your granny, target your elders
Promise a reward that will help her
If she says no, I might lose my temper
Look at all the Amazon funds I accrued
All the people I left screwed
The bank accounts I left without value
Oh? You think that's cold, who asked you?
I'mma start calling up a bunch of numbers
Target your granny, target your elders
Promise a reward that will help her
If she says no, I might lose my temper
Look at all the Amazon funds I accrued
All the people I left screwed
The bank accounts I left without value
Oh? You think that's cold, who asked you?

They won't find any retribution, I'm invisible, I cannot get sued
I'll pop up with a different name in a new place I will be born anew
Far out of your sight, far out of your view, what are you gonna do?
I guess you're just gonna have to deal with all of your grief in solitude

I'mma start calling up a bunch of numbers
Target your granny, target your elders
Promise a reward that will help her
If she says no, I might lose my temper
Look at all the Amazon funds I accrued
All the people I left screwed
The bank accounts I left without value
Oh? You think that's cold, who asked you?
I'mma start calling up a bunch of numbers
Target your granny, target your elders
Promise a reward that will help her
If she says no, I might lose my temper
Look at all the Amazon funds I accrued
All the people I left screwed
The bank accounts I left without value
Oh? You think that's cold, who asked you?
I'mma start calling up a bunch of numbers
Target your granny, target your elders
Promise a reward that will help her
If she says no, I might lose my temper
Look at all the Amazon funds I accrued
All the people I left screwed
The bank accounts I left without value
Oh? You think that's cold, who asked you?

Oh, I got all their money
Holy shit, oh goddamn
Look at all the funds I accrued, holy shit
All your grandma's are rich, holy f*ck