Most people hate disc golfing in the rain
When they see us do it they call us insane
But there's a reason why it doesn't bring us pain
Because we finally have an excuse for how we're playing
Uh huh
With the rain we blame my missed putts on that
Uh huh
And people won't know that we're usually this bad
Uh huh
Instead, they think it is just because the rain
But weather makes no difference we am gunna play the same
We blame the rain in our missed putts
We blame the chains yeah that should have stuck
We blame the rains down in Africa
Use as an excuse to be Bert at disc golf