IBS Warrior Video (MV)

I am first into the breach
I am the sword against our enemies
The pride of our family
A beacon to humanity

But my tummy hurts
My tummy hurts so so bad
I didn't even eat something weird
I swear earlier I was fine!

I take up my sword
When I'm not indisposed
From the bathroom I sing our battlecry
I raze villages with the best
Before I skip off for some bedrest
Honestly earlier I was fine!

I have felled dragons and beasts
But none as foul as my seats

And I am as brave as ten men maybe more
I just wish my guts would uphold
They have no sense of duty at all!

I am first into the breach
I am the sword against our enemies
The pride of our family
A beacon to humanity

But my tummy hurts
My tummy hurts so so bad
I didn't even eat something weird
I swear earlier I was fine!

I take up my sword
When I'm not indisposed
From the bathroom I sing our battlecry
I raze villages with the best
Before I skip off for some bedrest
Honestly earlier I was fine!
They say I'm a hero
For how quickly I slay my foes
They don't know
I'm rushing to get home
Is this heartburn? Is this what heartburn feels like?
My tummy hurts
It hurts so bad
But
Gods willing I will make my ancestors proud
And in Asgard
My stomach will be calm