About 6 in the morning, parents left the house
All by myself, got my hand on the mouse
Got me staring at the screen, what the hell could this be
Back when windows had tongues,I was rocking XP
What them fifth graders say, it was hard for a fourth
They said Jamesmikel homie ever seen a naked girl?
But I told em all nah tho, Only seen a bra bro
Never herd of mama's till i watched Johnny Bravo
They said this was different, talking bout some kind of clitoris
They seen it in a video, You find one and click it
And He wrote down the link, handed me a strip of paper
Then He smirked when I grabbed it, and said you can thank me later
But now its today , and Im actually afraid
The video I clicked on the title said gay
There was no naked women, only big hairy beast
And to make matters worse, I never cleared the history