Cheap with the dick I'm Mr. Krabs
All for a bag like Mr. Krabs
Squidward nose type lookin ass
Squidward thighs ol' dirty ass
You dirty ass, you dirty grill, you nasty boy just stop
Cause you treat the pen, really dumb, just like you doodle bob
Ol
Goofy
Goofy
Goober ass
Sandy Cheeks, when its cold lookin ass
Always breathing, Texas grown
Give my nuts, while she gives dome
I love my girl, like Mr. Crabs
Can't find pearls type lookin ass
You Bubble Bass, lookin ass
Nasty pickle, cause your ass is fat
And Im speaking facts like Mr. Krabs
Smells like tuna type lookin ass
On only eat fresh fish from sea
But just fillets from Mcadees
With onion breath, that shit be stankin
Balls hang low like old man Jenkins
Flex like Larry, swole and cool
Make your girl go Goon Lagoon
With yo
Weenie
Weenie
Hut Jr's
Mermaid Man, When I hit that cooter
In the back of the boat, with my high school crush
Not the students, just Ms. Puff
With my pants hang high like Mr. Krabs
Anchor crib like Mr. Krabs
She so dirty, but I ate her ass
And when she leaves I miss her crabs
Mister
Mister
Mister
Krabs
Way too cool to carry gats
Kill them all cause Im a bachelor
Flip my coins, all with a spatula
King of cheap, boss of all
The formulas all in the sauce
To get the baddies, call me daddy
And give them my, Krabby patty