Keith Varney - Christmas Spirits Lyrics

It's a snowy Christmas morning
Another log goes on the fire
Maxwell's brewing in my childhood coffee pot
Mom sets out a dish
While Dad turns on a light
I make this Christmas wish this holy night
Just get me to drunk
Just get me to drunk
It may be morning at home
But in the town of Bethlehem
It's five o'clock in the manger
Just get me to drunk
One brother won't shut up
The other won't get out of bed
Grandma's still complaining
About what my uncle said
Dad is still reminding us
About Mom's affair
I close my eye and make this Christmas prayer
Just get me to drunk
Just get me to drunk
It may be morning at home
But in the town of Bethlehem
It's five o'clock in the manger
Just get me to drunk
It may be eggnog, beer or whiskey
Wine will do just fine
Jello shots of Bloody Marys
Just make sure it's mine
Nipping Grandpa's Grand Marnier
Or Amaretto Sour
Everclear or Listerine
I'm calling on your power
To just get me to drunk
Just get me to drunk
It may be morning at home
But in the town of Bethlehem
It's five o'clock in the manger
Just get me to drunk
Silent night
Holy night
It's five o'clock in the manger