Kemo the Samurai - I Wanna Be Caffienated Lyrics

Joey Ramone was addicted to Heroin and Frappuccinos... Java Java Hey!

Plenty plenty plenty of hours to go
I wanna be caffienated
Things to do; places to go
I wanna be caffienated

My rent is due tomorrow
Makin' porno videos
It's 2:30 in the morning
And I'm f*cking all these hos
I'm giving her 3 inches
But she says she wants 10 more
Oh no no... no no

Plenty plenty plenty of hours to go
I wanna be caffienated
Things to do; places to go
I wanna be caffienated

Binge watching Breaking Bad
62 straight episodes
They're cooking crystal meth
In Albuquerque Mexico
Take away my frappuccino
I'll turn into Heisenberg
Snorting No Doz... Doz Doz

Plenty plenty plenty of hours to go
I wanna be caffienated
Things to do; places to go
I wanna be caffienated

Mountain Dew
Red Bull or Monster
I love to masterbate
Oh contrary tray trary
Makes Monday feel like Friday
I've got 3 kinds of lotion
Up all night; wack of all day
Jergens with aloe oh

Plenty plenty plenty of hours to go
I wanna be caffienated
Things to do; places to go
I wanna be caffienated

My coffee's on the dark side
In a fight with Darth Vader
Where's Chewbacca when I need him
Have to use my light saber
You know the force awakens
And caffeine's my only hope
Han So lo lo... lo lo

Now now now... now now now
Now now... now now
I wanna be caffeinated

Now now now... now now now
Now now... now now
I wanna be caffeinated

Now now now... now now now
Now now... now now
I wanna be caffeinated

Now now now... now now now
Now now... now now

I wanna be caffeinated