Your not a Baltimoron until you have
Screamed oh during the Star Spangled Banner
Eaten crabs off the Baltimore Sun
And experienced road head in the Harbor Tunnel
Have you ever huffed
Hairspray from a bag
Smoked pot with Michael Phelps
Drama like Toni Braxton
Another drug deal
On Martin Luther King
Let's go to Royal Farms
And eat some fried chicken
If you want to smoke crack
The first rock is for free
We love to beat the Steelers
Hate the F*cking Yankees
Will you blow me in the bathroom
At Rusty Scupper
You gotta take your nine
When you go out at night
Die of an overdose
Or a homicide
We're... Killin' it in Baltimore
Go Ravens and the Orioles
Make them go hon hon hon
In the Inner Harbor sun sun sun
We're... Killin' it in Baltimore
Crab cakes and cookies from Bergers
Edgar Allan Poe Poe Poe
We're gonna drink some
Natty boh boh boh
It's ok to...
Eat chinese buffet
You can be sexy here
And slightly overweight
Decorate your lawn
With pink flamingos
You might get syphilis
On your camel toe
We like our bootys wide
UTZ chips and Old Bay fries
Your in a rush and then guess what
The Harbor Tunnel's closed
Another riot
Let's get a snow cone
Burn down the neighborhood
You might see Ray Rice
Knock out his wife
Or Michael Vick
At a pit bull fight
We're... Killin' it in Baltimore
Go Ravens and the Orioles
Make them go hon hon hon
In the Inner Harbor sun sun sun
We're... Killin' it in Baltimore
Crab cakes and cookies from Bergers
Edgar Allan Poe Poe Poe
We're gonna drink some
Natty boh boh boh
Hons hons hons...
Even louder then our guns guns guns
Even the white boys...
Loot loot loot
In Under Armor...
Shoes shoes shoes
We're... Killin' it in Baltimore
Go Ravens and the Orioles
Make them go hon hon hon
In the Inner Harbor sun sun sun
We're... Killin' it in Baltimore
Crab cakes and cookies from Bergers
Edgar Allan Poe Poe Poe
We're gonna drink some
Natty boh boh boh
Oh Say does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave...
(Hons hons hons...Even louder then our guns guns guns)
Oh Say does that Star Spangled Banner yet... oh!
(Hons hons hons...Even louder then our guns guns guns)