Kevin Danzig - The First Tourist In Outer Space Lyrics

I'm going up in space
Like a real live astronaut
It's a Russian ship
That doesn't bother me much
I'm gonna have my fun
I'm gonna be the very first one
Dennis c. Tito the first tourist in outer space
Even as a child I would fantasize about it
I had a USS Enterprise model kit
I had the Klingons too
They were hung around my room
One was autographed by Chekov, Sulu too
Well, I knew it wouldn't be cheap
So, I started saving up young
Until I had me 20,000,000 dollar bills
The cmericans didn't want me on their side
They were so afraid I'd only get in their way
But, the Soviets welcomed me with open arms
Me, Dennis Tito the first tourist in outer space
Yeah, I knew it wouldn't be cheap
So, I started saving up young
Until I had me a 20,000,000 dollar bill
It's only money...
Now, I'm back on Earth
Cnd I'm on my feet again
What a thrill it's been
Defying gravity, man!
This New York City boy
Is going down in history
Dennis c. Tito the first tourist in outer space
Beam me up Scotty!!