The hands you shake
The clothes you wear
That piece of cake
That breath of air
Your family and friends
You've got to avoid
Every event you attend
Will try to destroy you
Everything's Disgusting
A lover's embrace
Everything's Disgusting
Will contaminate your face
Everything's Disgusting
Your grandmother's kiss
Everything's Disgusting
Might as well just be piss
Your toothbrushes are
Completely unclean
You're better off gargling
Gasoline
If you go to the store
You're just helping it spread
If you've touched a doorknob
Then you're already dead
Everything's Disgusting
Your coffee or tea
Everything's Disgusting
Is crawling with disease
Everything's Disgusting
A letter saying "Get Well"
Everything's Disgusting
Burn it and send it to hell
There's nothing more dangerous than everything
It's not a matter of if but of when
I'm not being paranoid, I'm perfectly sane
Now excuse me while I wash my hands again and again and again and again
You can scrub and scrape
But it won't come off
No matter what you make
You can't afford the cost
It knows no creed
It knows no sect
And it's no use
'Cause you're already infected
Everything's Disgusting
Someone gives you a hug
Everything's Disgusting
You'll come down with the bug
Everything's Disgusting
If you go out to dine
Everything's Disgusting
Your death's warrant's been signed
Everything's Disgusting
Everything's Disgusting
Everything's Disgusting
Everything's Disgusting