The bars and pubs are all closed down
The streets are completely dead
The governor says we must stay home
To help reduce the spread
But me and my pals are feeling good
The time is right, I think
For us to get together again
And share a round of drinks
We're violating quarantine
No need to make a fuss
If I feel fine and you feel fine
The tavern waits for us
It's good to be outside again
We've been inside too long
And personally I do believe
The media's totally wrong
I walk into the local pub
And see my old my friend Chris
He says "take off your mask, you silly ass
And come give me a kiss!"
We're violating quarantine
It's not that big a deal
So come on out and join us there's
No need to stay concealed
Look there's Molly O'Reilly at the bar
Doing shots with Kelly Flynn
Glad to see the gangs all here
Without the social distancing
Michael Ryan starts to hack
And says he must take off
But Bonnie O'Toole says, "Another round!
The whiskey will cure your cough!"
We're violating quarantine
Don't tell us what to do
And if you feel a little sick
I'm sure it's just the flu
Well Michael Ryan hit the ground
And so did Maggie and Paul
And soon half of the pub was ill
And rushed to hospital
The rest of us felt fine though
But we all started to panic
Then Paddy Murphy shouted, "Hey!
We must be asymptomatic!"
So we're violating quarantine
'Cause we're all feeling good
We're spreading cheer and viruses
Throughout the neighborhood
Oh, we're violating quarantine
In the land of the free
We're killing people left and right
But it's good for the economy