KevinTheNavigator - OFF BEET Lyrics

Oh, this is something new
Yep, check it out
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Ah, is it B-E-E-E-T-S

Yeah, I get it
Sometimes I go above and beyond
When the beat comes on, I get off beat
And this is why I'm very sad, because this beat is very sad in many ways

The guitar plays
Yeah, that's the reason why a lot of you guys are very gay
Yeah, I know it may be offensive, but it's a last minute when I play this beat, because
This beat is so stupid

Because who expects me to do this type of beat
I want to be something different
I can't stand you, and this is why I laugh at you
You will laugh at me, because I continue, because I be boosting up the whole menu

That's the reason why
You better pull over, please
Yeah, because I can't stand this
I can't stand this

I can't stand that
I love being weird
It's the weirdest thing I ever do
We don't have creativity in the music industry anymore

That's the reason why you never listen to the sound and the noise
Yeah, because this is why the sound and the noise, because it's very noisy
Yeah, I get like very chaos
Now the piano man is playing the piano again and again and again and again

Why he's doing it again
I'm tired of everyone throwing their Caribbean flags
You better burn that, because this is why I'm trying to burn that
I can't even concern that

This is why I don't be stern with that
Oh no, did I just said that
Oh my God
Yeah, I'm eating cod

That's the reason why
I be like greenery, like sod
Yeah, like a pirate with my patchy
It's the reason why my old girlfriend called me a cabbage patchy

What the hell was that
Yeah, what the f*ck is that anyway
What the f*ck is a cabbage patchy
The most gayest shit I've ever heard in my life

It's like something that Spongebob will call me
It's the reason why the worst song in your whole goddamn life
Yeah, you still go viral
This is the reason why that's viral

That doesn't make any sense
If I'll say viral, I still bump it
Yeah, like Brianna in her basement
Yeah, because she put me in the attic, because she's afraid that her lesbian girlfriend's

Going to see me
That's the reason why I want to slap her
I want to slap her girlfriend and kick her to the curb
Yeah, she's a fat bitch

Yeah, because that's the reason why her niggas on the street
He's speaking all Creole
I don't know what, I don't understand what that means
Yeah, you better take that African shit over there

This sounds racist, but it's not racist
It's actual facts
And that's the reason why this whole song's offbeat
Because it's strictly offbeat

Because it's really offbeat
It has to be offbeat
Stop playing the piano, piano man
Get the f*ck out of my face, man

Bullshit