Kidboy - Hard Time Blues Lyrics

Let me tell you somethin' brother
I really hope you said your prayers,
Took your vitamins and ate up all your vegetables
Because I think you're gonna need it
Or else you'll be defeated
Brother, whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania is wild on you?

Well you don't throw rocks
At the man with a machine gun
Because I came here to kick ass
And chew some bubble gum

Let me tell you somethin' daddy
I've fallen on hard times now
And who would have thought
That we were living the American Dream
But then a computer took my job
And I didn't even get that gold watch
But soon I will have gold around my waist
Flair, I'm coming for you

I'm Stylin', profilin'
Gold watch wearing, limousine riding
Jet flyin, Kiss stealin
Sonova Gun, I'm wheeling and dealing
Some one help me, I'm having a hard time
Holding these gators down
WOOOO!

Well you don't throw rocks
At the man with a machine gun
Because I came here to kick ass
And chew some bubble gum
And I'm all out of bubble gum