Kidboy - New Friends for Christmas Lyrics

It's the day after Christmas, 1996
And my friends all saw my presents
And decided they were shit
So they punched me in the face
And they kicked me in the ribs
Next year I want new friends for Christmas

Ever since I was a kid
I never liked Christmas
I never got what I asked for
Kicking and screaming on the floor
I'd throw a fit
But this year it's different
I just want some friends
Who aren't a bunch of dicks

Friends who won't put me down
Who will always stick around
Someone who will buy me a slice of pizza
When they know I am running low on cash
Or something like that
Is that too much to ask?
For someone to hang out with
Someone to have my back
A friend who will be there to show they care
Next Christmas

I don't want a hippopotamus
My two front teeth or BB guns
Don't get me wrong
I don't wanna come off like a brat
Crying about the socks and underwear
Every year that I'd unwrap
Don't get me wrong
I just want somebody I can rely on